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Vid Of Teh Day: Beaker’s Ballad (Muppets)

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 by goooooootenberg

If you loved the Muppet’s ver­sion of Bohemian Rhap­sody, you’re going to love this new release from the lov­able Beaker. 

In their own style, they poke fun at YouTube, Digg, and Inter­net vocab. It’s every­thing you love about both Mup­pets and the Inter­net mor­phed into a great vid that you should pass around to friends. Believe me, it’ll make their day.

Be sure to fol­low the Mup­pets on their Twit­ter for updates about new vids. 

Samberg’s Impersonation of Rahm Emanuel Is Not Retarded

Monday, February 8th, 2010 by goooooootenberg

I have only one thing to say on the mat­ter: Palin, stop being a hyp­ocrite and call for the res­ig­na­tion of Rush Limbaugh. 

This is a funny sketch. Any­body watch the episode of SNL with Jon Hamm? That was actu­ally pretty funny through­out. Some­thing tells me SNL won’t suck as hard as it did at the begin­ning of the sea­son, espe­cially with a Zach Gafil­ianakis episode on the slate.

Enjoy this shit:

Hitler Responds To The iPad

Friday, January 29th, 2010 by goooooootenberg

Ha! Have you ever seen Down­fall? Fuck it, just watch­ing this and laugh while Hitler gives his opin­ion on the iPad.

Proof Kung Fu Films Don’t Need Huge Budgets, Wire Stunts, And Jackie Chan To Kick Ass

Monday, January 25th, 2010 by goooooootenberg

As an unem­ployed Amer­i­can, I just found a great dis­trac­tion from job hunting.


Asian Chick’s Awe­some Hand Ninja — Watch more Funny Videos

It’s A Ginger Malcolm X

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 by goooooootenberg

It’s the great civil lib­er­ties cause of our gen­er­a­tion: stop gin­ger hate crime. My friends, gin­gers are seri­ously one of the most oppressed groups in mod­ern soci­ety. Unable to be exposed to the sun, gin­gers live under­neath the ground, in the sew­ers. And nature has forced them to wear sun­screen when they come out from their smelly sewer shanties.

While the rest of the world enjoys their happy lives with nor­mal hair and skin, gin­gers have the seri­ous dis­abil­ity of their red hair. The shame­ful, bright color has forced many gin­gers to pur­chase hair dye and betray their her­itage. If the gin­gers stand out ginger-haters will spot them, and these haters have been known to com­mit heinous atroc­i­ties like make fun of that red hair and quote South Park.

Luck­ily, the gin­gers have found a leader. He will help them march into tri­umph and claim their place among soci­ety. His name is Gin­ger Mal­colm X. At night, when their pale, freck­led skin only slightly tinges under the moon­light, they mobi­lize their grow­ing num­bers into town hall meet­ings. Will you join this brave ginger’s cause and sup­port a gin­ger today?


Gin­gers Do Have Souls — Watch more Funny Videos

The Onion And Abortion: A New O.N.N. Vid

Thursday, January 14th, 2010 by goooooootenberg

Oh, abor­tions! They’re full of such whim­si­cal humor and delight! Enjoy this video with your fam­ily mem­bers, and laugh to the off color humor of the Onion News Network!


New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nurs­ery Before Get­ting Abortion

Jeff Zucker’s Voicemails For Conan Leaked

Thursday, January 14th, 2010 by goooooootenberg

Here it is, ladies and gen­tle­men, the voice­mails that show NBC is strug­gling to find ground with the late night talk show host Conan O’Brien.

Leaked! NBC CEO Jeff Zucker’s Vociemails for Conan O’Brien — watch more funny videos

New College Humor POV: Insomniacs, Sheep, And Masturbation

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010 by goooooootenberg

This is one of those videos that is so funny because it’s true. I have spent many a night like this, and no joke prob­a­bly will spend most of tonight up and about. But I love being an insom­niac — the night is just so much more peaceful.

See more funny videos and funny pic­tures at Col­lege­Hu­mor.

The Postal Service is trying to kill me!

Monday, January 11th, 2010 by The Casual Observer

No, I have not been attacked by a crazed Postal worker with an AK-47. No, I have not received any Anthrax Air­Mail. And no, I am not slowly being water-boarded and forced to lis­ten to the indie pop-band’s “Such Great Heights” sin­gle at half speed (which, come to think of it, would cause me to denounce my coun­try and tell any ter­ror­ist any­thing that they would want to know.)

I was sim­ply watch­ing tele­vi­sion and a com­mer­cial came on. Like most Amer­i­cans, I tried to change the chan­nel to some­thing else. But, like most Amer­i­cans, I was too lazy to move and get the remote that had fallen off the couch. Faced with such a dilemma, I resigned myself to lazi­ness and commercials.

Big mis­take!

So this com­mer­cial was about flat rate ship­ping boxes…blah blah blah…mailing stuff. But it was the object that was sup­posed to be mailed that nearly caused me to choke on my chicken wing. It was a clown.

Now, I have been ter­ri­fied by clowns for some time now. How­ever, I have been less sus­cept­able to their ter­ri­fy­ing pow­ers and icy stares as I have aged. It also help, when I know there is going to be a clown around.

Any­who, the USPS used my fear and the oth­ers’ fear of clowns to sell their wares and ser­vices. I think they have pushed it too far!

I say No, Mr. Post Mas­ter Gen­eral. No.

Watch the video and try not to piss your pants!

Mmm, This SNL ‘Booty Call’ Sketch Is Dope (Digital Short.)

Monday, January 11th, 2010 by goooooootenberg

Thank god for Sam­berg and Lonely Island’s dig­i­tal shorts. Oth­er­wise, I’d have a weekly ses­sion of try­ing to kill myself before the next bad joke on Sat­ur­day Night Live.

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