What the hell is this shit?
My friend, this is Gutenberg Lampoon, a project to harness all of the internet's comedy and weirdness into one place. It begins by looking like normal blog, where you can browse original articles and photos, as well as find the best links of the day. Then we're working toward creating social apps that will change how you find, share, and create online comedy. Yes, that's the plan. It's not fully thought out, but we're damn committed to making it happen.
Gutenberg Lampoon is intended for visitors 18 years old and older.
Features
Our articles include original fiction, jabs at the daily news, and lists. We also have 8 columns on a selection of awesome topics from movies to socialism. We also have a section titled Temps (click the Women tab), and you can find out more information on that below.
How do I write for Gutenberg Lampoon?
Glad you asked! Because we can't see this working without awesome people like you! We're developing a writer's workshop right now, but you can still email us submissions. We're looking for original comedy stories, poetry, stuff about the blogosphere, or commentary on any number of things. See more of our submission guidelines by clicking here.
Do you have a great idea for a blog - but can't design one - we are interested in hearing your pitch! We're looking to build new features and expand our original content. Learn more on our Partners page.
Gutenberg Lampoon has wronged me by stealing my content without my permission!
Our goal is to help our audience find the most entertaining comedy from the web. A lot of the material we use is considered under fair use copyright law, and we do our best to attribute the source to our best knowledge. Even so, we might've stepped on your toes. If for some reason we've posted copyrighted material on here that doesn't fall under fair use, let us know immediately so we can remove it and sulk in our failure.
What are Temps?
Wonderful girls in smashing pictorials exclusive to our site. They are fun and flirty additions, and that's about it. Don't overthink the hotness, just appreciate it.
Can I pose for Temps?
Right now, no. Man, and it kills me to say that because you're probably hot. Right now we have great professional relationships with the models, which helps us refine this feature on our site. In the future, yes, you will be able to join the ranks. We just want to make sure it's a great product first!
Can I advertise with Gutenberg Lampoon?
We're growing our fan base right now, so we're not expecting advertisers to come knocking on our door. Still, we will shamelessly promote your product in any way possible. Shoot an email to the editor michael@gutenberglampoon.com, and we'll figure something out.
I found a bug on your site, how do I squish it?
Ew, yeah, bugs are no fun. Hit us up at contact@gutenberglampoon.com and we'll fix it as soon as we stop looking at porn.
I am a nun, and I find your site offensive! How do I leave?
I heard you had some bad ass sweepstakes and contests! When do you have them?
All information about upcoming sweepstakes, contests, and promotions come via 3 ways: our newsletter (sign up below), our Facebook fan page, and our Twitter account.
Information on past contests is found in our blog.
Is the legend true that you have Easter eggs on your site?
As a kid I loved the Konami code, and so it makes sense that I love when developers hide special features. Our site will occassionally have easter eggs hidden on pages. Sometimes you might win something, but most of the time we're just trying to make your experience a little more special. Just so you're not clicking randomly on our links, we'll announce new Easter eggs via Twitter.