The average family comes together to help put up decorations for the holidays. It's supposed to be a fun way to bond with your loved ones; not my family. My family is full of a bunch of selfish idiots that would sooner harvest my organs for extra cash than help me put up some stockings.
Still, I make an attempt to decorate the house. After I untangle my Christmas lights, I usually want to strangle my kids with them. See, they usually go the whole day without parental supervision because my breathtaking wife is usually passed out from wine coolers and whatever pills stuck to her tongue when she tossed them at her face.
Whitney, our new temp, on the other hand, looks like she's having a great time doing Christmas chores. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus because he just brought you 10 glorious photos for Christmas.
Photos by Juan Collazo